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Okay, fine. You all win. [Aug. 24th, 2014|11:28 pm]
Apocolyptic Shoe Shiner
I just read my entire Livejournal from start to finish. I went to look something up on here and two hours later found myself at the end.

I don't even know what the fuck I just read.
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Uterine Cleansing [Jul. 9th, 2014|10:53 pm]
Apocolyptic Shoe Shiner
There was a man in Egypt who had a case of death.

He smelled with his nose. This was before his death.

You're all rotted husk's of fuck, he would have said.

But I disagree.

I think you smell prettier than that.
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*Burp* [Dec. 12th, 2008|05:58 am]
Apocolyptic Shoe Shiner
WTF. Livejournal still exists? WTF.
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Is Dave home? [Apr. 8th, 2008|10:34 pm]
Apocolyptic Shoe Shiner
Oh, shit. I must've taken a wrong turn in Albaquriereoky. My mistake.
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And so, um, yeah. [Dec. 11th, 2007|10:46 pm]
Apocolyptic Shoe Shiner
I think I forgot all about LJ for a long while. Well, I'll probably forget about it for another six months or so.
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Gouge. [May. 9th, 2007|07:22 pm]
Apocolyptic Shoe Shiner
Hello LJ. Nice to see you again.


Well, that's the extent of this visit. Until next time.
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Whatever, whatever. [Mar. 1st, 2007|06:22 am]
Apocolyptic Shoe Shiner
Working 3rd shift has fucked me completely. What's worse is that I only work it twice a week. Other times I work 9-5 or 2-10. And that completely fucks me up. For instance, right now it is 6:23am and I haven't gone to bed yet. I work at 2pm. I have to visit my mother at Noon. And I'm not tired. At all. I thought I'd watch a movie and fall asleep but noooooo, wide afuckingwake and I couldn't sleep if I tried.

What else? There's a fuckload of snow everywhere but not as much as those poor motherfuckers on the east coast so I'm grateful for that. I guess. I'm just happy it's not -9347589340 degrees out like it was most of the early parts of February.

I still have no car. I still have no money. And a week and a half ago I used my laundry money up on cigarettes. Then I had no smokes for two days. Then I got sick and couldn't go to work. More money gone which I really didn't have to begin with. I actually filled out about 7-8 different applications for a second job but have been turned down by pretty much all of them.

This isn't an all time low for me really. It's not an anything.

I plan on going back to school in the fall and finish up my three miserable fucking semesters so I can actually have a degree that goes along with those lovely student loans instead of the latter all by its onesy. But then again, maybe I won't go back. I'm going for a degree in English with an emphasis on creative writing. Why? I don't write anything anymore and when I did I was too picky or downtrodden to finish anything unless it was an actual graded paper for school. So why continue other than the financial obligations? I guess It's something, that's why.

Oh, bother. I should go to bed and stop thinking. Or do something to numb my senses. What was that you said, Kettel One? Could you please speak up, Jack Daniels? I'm sorry, I wasn't listening, could you say that again Kahlua?

And let me tell you something: it has been far too fucking long since I've had a conversation with any of the above mentioned or any of their lesser cousins. Far too fucking long.
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Yo ho yo ho [Dec. 31st, 2006|12:42 am]
Apocolyptic Shoe Shiner
I gave birth to a cockroach.
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To Be Reacquainted. And Massively Morose. [Jun. 26th, 2006|10:33 pm]
Apocolyptic Shoe Shiner
Hello, Livejournal. You're no longer a constant in my life. Not like the years before. Do I miss you? Perhaps. However, I feel I no longer need you. I've never needed you, per se, but I have found you amusing, devestating, annoying, insightful, and a resourceful time killer.

Such as it is now. Such as it is with practically most things nowadays. Useful technological advances for use with the human race so that they may kill time and then die. Who cares what people do with their lives if the time's flying by so fast that they never even fucking notice anyways? Goddamn clever if you ask me. Fucking genius.

Speaking of killing time, I've quite possibly found a way out of the fast food industry. And it's...not my forte', but it's money. Decent money. And it's going to save my ass or at least, that's my hope. Honestly, I'm going to probably go psychotic within the first few weeks and commit suicide but not before I take out a bunch of innocent bystanders. So, you know, I'm optimistic about it all really.

And if I get the job. . .I'm not going back to school. Maybe in the future(yeah, right), but I see no reason in furthering my education. I see no point to much anymore, really. But still, the thought of dropping out of college is both a relief and a heavy burden of sadness. I'm going to miss it and the people there. Ah, well. Fuck it anyways, it doesn't matter one bit.

We are born, raised by parents or guardians, weened to the age of 18 and then let go only to be crushed by a horrible reality that surrounds us. If we're lucky, we die early. But the bastards that live on well into their 60's, 70's, 80's, & 90's; the joke is on them. That's right. We're born, we're crushed, then we die. It doesn't matter. It's just a planet we're on anyways, right?

Told you it was going to be morose.
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I am so confused. [Jun. 1st, 2006|12:55 am]
Apocolyptic Shoe Shiner
Seriously. This frustrated state of mind is not healthy for anyone. But at least I still have my health. *lights up a cigarette*
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