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Yo ho yo ho [Dec. 31st, 2006|12:42 am]
Apocolyptic Shoe Shiner
I gave birth to a cockroach.
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[User Picture]From: cherryundapants
2006-12-31 06:45 pm (UTC)
Congratulations. Boy or girl?
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[User Picture]From: sathius
2007-01-02 05:47 am (UTC)
It's.....it's a cockroach. You mean they have a gender? What a sucker punch. I am the mother and father so now I'm just scared.
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From: straytoaster
2007-01-01 12:23 am (UTC)
This is indeed a special case...
Contrary to most infant health guides, do not lay young Kafka on his back.
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[User Picture]From: sathius
2007-01-02 05:48 am (UTC)
Don't lay the little bastard on his back? Damn, and I was very much looking forward to buying him a water bed.
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