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Apocolyptic Shoe Shiner

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Uterine Cleansing [Jul. 9th, 2014|10:53 pm]
Apocolyptic Shoe Shiner
There was a man in Egypt who had a case of death.

He smelled with his nose. This was before his death.

You're all rotted husk's of fuck, he would have said.

But I disagree.

I think you smell prettier than that.
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[User Picture]From: stultified
2014-07-10 04:08 am (UTC)
That bro was totally a jew.
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[User Picture]From: sathius
2014-07-10 04:09 am (UTC)
Totally, man.

I wonder why everything sucks?

*cue vacuum and gerbils mating*
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[User Picture]From: stultified
2014-07-10 04:10 am (UTC)
That's fucking deep.

Balls deep.
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